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FAIRWELL
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on Tues. Apr. 24, 2012
Hockey Spy.com will return next September for a new season of hockey espionage.
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BACK UP GOALIES
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on Sun. Apr. 1, 2012
While starting goalies tend to be in a trance, or some kind of zone, prior to a big game, the two back up goalies can often be seen kabitzing at centre ice during pre-game warmups. Do you ever wonder what they talk about? See below:
"Hey bro, this is a pretty good gig eh? Put all this fancy equipment on, get a front row seat for NHL hockey, and pull in a cool $1-million per year to boot. This is almost as good as being a first-base coach in baseball."
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BEWARE OF THE WOUNDED BEAR
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on Thurs. Mar. 22, 2012
It’s been a weird year for the defending Stanley Cup Boston Bruins. They stumbled out of the gate, and then went on a tremendous run through November and December. Since the New Year, they have been a model of inconsistency, alternating wins and losses along the way.
But many pundits believe the Bruins are biding their time, playing possum, getting ready for the playoffs. Hockey Spy.com’s spycam can now confirm that may in fact be the case. The team has recently been going through a series of special one-on-one drills designed to get them playoff tough just in time.
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A FAMILY AFFAIR
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on Thurs. Mar. 8, 2012
Anyone who has ever seen the legendary hockey movie Slapshot will undoubtedly remember the brawling Hanson brothers (pictured above). Keep that photo in mind as you read the following red-hot scoop from Hockey Spy.com
QUESTION:
Will we see a female break the NHL’s gender barrier in our lifetime?
ANSWER:
Up until today, we would have said no. But Hockey Spy.com has now confirmed that the Montreal Canadiens have added a new minor league affiliate to their farm system, namely the Montreal Stars of the Canadian Women’s Hockey League.
Rumour has it that the Habs may call up an entire forward line from the Stars before the NHL regular season ends. Yes indeed, history could be made when the Hanson Sisters don the red, white and blue at Montreal’s Bell Centre for the first time. This feisty trio racked up over 600 penalty minutes during the 2011-2012 season, and don’t plan to back down when they take on the men. Beware the wrath of a woman scorned, or scored upon.
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LAME DUCKS
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on Thurs. Mar. 1, 2012
Who would have thought? Two lame duck coaches, barely treading water, in the two biggest hockey cities in the world. In Montreal, the media is trying to run Randy Cunneyworth out of town because he can’t speak French. In Toronto, the media is trying to run Ron Wilson out of town because he can’t speak nicely. This quacks me up.
Ron Wilson
Randy Cunneyworth
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CONTINGENCY PLAN
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on Wed. Feb. 22, 2012
Hockey Spy.com agents have now confirmed that the NHL has a back-up plan in place should next year’s outdoor classic game in Detroit run into a bad weather situation.
Rather than cancel the game outright, it would be moved 100 miles away, to Ned Thompson’s back yard in southern Ontario. As the photo below confirms, Ned has everything in place, ready to go.
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WHAT IF HE HAD TWINS?
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on Fri. Feb. 10, 2012
Hockey Spy.com's spycam has been able to confirm that the hockey community is once again leading the way on Take Your Kid To Work Day.
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PARTY GIRLS
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on Wed. Feb. 1, 2012
As the one-year anniversary of the Vancouver Winter Olympics approaches, the Canadian women’s hockey team plans a team reunion to celebrate their gold medal victory. While some players will be traveling thousands of miles to join in on the festivities, Hockey Spy.com has photo evidence that five of the girls won’t have far to travel….because they never left.
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FLIPPING THE BIRD
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on Sat. Jan. 21, 2012
Hockey Spy.com has reason to believe that Carolina Hurricanes fans are not impressed with their team's ongoing mediocrity. Just a hunch.
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A CLASSIC LOGO
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on Sun. Jan. 15, 2012
While the official announcement will be withheld until this year’s NHL all-star game, the 2013 outdoor classic will feature a match between the Detroit Red Wings and the Toronto Maple Leafs, in a game to be played at Michigan Stadium. A record-setting crowd in excess of 110,000 is expected to attend.
It has become traditional for participating teams to design special one-time only uniforms for the outdoor event. While details remain sketchy re: uniform designs for 2013, Hockey Spy.com has been able to confirm that the Maple Leafs have decided to go with a slightly altered logo for the big day.
“We wanted to maintain the basic tradition of our logo, out of respect for our glorious past, while at the same time do something fresh and optimistic for our loyal fans as we move forward,” said a Maple Leaf spokesman.
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HERE COMES THE BRIDE
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on Fri. Jan. 6, 2012
Seeing as how Sidney Crosby has a lot of spare time on his hands, Hockey Spy.com decided to help the poor lad out, by finding him a wife. A full-fledged beauty contest was held in Pittsburgh this evening, with 54 contestants vying for the right to become Mrs. Crosby. In the end, it was Connie Cussion who walked away with the crown. While all of the contestants had a lot to offer young Sidney, it was her infectious smile that eventually put her over the top. Something about her
just says “hockey.” We’ll be contacting Sid the Kid tomorrow to let him know about this arranged marriage. If this doesn’t fix his head problems, nothing will.
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THE TOOLS OF IGNORANCE
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on Sat. Dec. 31, 2011
A lot of hockey players grew up playing other sports along the way as well. Golf has always been a popular off-season activity for NHL ice warriors. Racquet sports are also high on the list. And of course, baseball was a common summer activity as well.
Not surprisingly, a lot of hockey goalies, were also bat catchers during the ball season. It all fits of course – the danger, the need for protective equipment often dubbed “the tools of ignorance,” the ever-hovering danger of being hit by an inbound object traveling at speeds nearing 100 mph, and the possibility of a head-on crash with an incoming opponent. These crazed warriors may not have a death wish, but they surely have a pain wish.
Philadelphia Flyers goalie prospect, Homer Plate, fits the mould perfectly. Not only is he a high-end goalie paying his dues in the Flyers' minor league system, he was recently granted a tryout with the Philadelphia Phillies winter league team. Knowing that the Flyers would not approve of such a tryout in the middle of the hockey season, Homer tried to keep his baseball audition hush-hush.
Based on the photo below, that may be easier said than done:
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SLEEK NEW LOOK
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on Mon. Dec. 19, 2011
Hockey Spy.com has uncovered a top secret NHL document pertaining to the rapidly
growing concussion problem. The league has concluded that it’s the speed of the game,
in tandem with the fearless factor - brought on by over-protective equipment - that
is the root of the problem. And so, starting in January 2012, all NHL teams will be
wearing a new streamlined version of league approved protective equipment.
The NHL believes that when players start to realize they are no longer protected
from head to toe, with the hard-shelled shoulder pads, elbow pads, hockey pants etc.
that they have been used to, they will be less likely to race around like human
pin-balls, oblivious to danger.
The Pittsburgh Penguins were asked to test out the new outfits, after being sworn to
secrecy. However, Hockey Spy.com’s spycam was able to snap a few shots of Penguin
superstar, Evgeny Malkin, as he modeled the new gear at practice yesterday. Needless to
say, it will take some getting used to, for players and fans alike.
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HOLDING A GRUDGE
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on Tues. Dec. 13, 2011
While most NHL games take place in the evening, there are a handful of teams that prefer to go with afternoon games on the weekends. A lot of NHL players enjoy these mid-day games, as they get a chance to bring their young children to the rink, to watch dad in action.
Such was the case when Red Wing veteran, Bill “Puck” Hogg, brought his young son Horvace to the rink last week. Bill and Horvace had a bit of a falling out earlier in the week, when Bill refused to let Horvace purchase a newly released video game that is all the rage with young kids.
Bill thought that getting young Horvace a front row seat for the Red Wing game would smooth things out. However, our Hockey Spy.com camera has evidence that suggests Horvace may still be a bit upset over the video game situation.
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SLOWLY RETIRING
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on Sun. Dec. 4, 2011
Some former NHL players ease into retirement. Others struggle to find their way. After being in the limelight or “the show” for so many years, the realization that they won’t hear the crowd chanting their name anymore, is sometimes a tough pill to swallow.
Not so, for former all-star defenceman Mike “Pokey” Chek. He’s been telling his former teammates that his new road paving business, back in the Czech Republic, is booming. (Yes, Chek is a Czech).
“I don’t miss hockey at all,” bragged Chek to Hockey Spy.com’s European agent. “I go to work everyday and don’t even give the game a second thought.”
That may not be entirely accurate. This picture from the Hockey Spy.com spycam, showing Pokey at work on-the-job, suggests he might need a wee bit more time before hockey is out completely out of his system.
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TOE PICKS
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on Fri. Nov. 25, 2011
CBC’s highly rated Battle of the Blades television show has just wrapped up another season. For those not familiar with the show, it matches up former elite figure skaters with retired hockey players, in a figure skating pairs competition.
Up until this year, it was always female figure skaters working with male hockey players. That all changed in 2011, when former Canadian National Women’s Hockey Team veteran Tessa Bonhomme joined the proceedings in a partnership with former Olympic pairs champion David Pelletier.
One of the toughest adjustments for these former hockey players, is getting used to the toe picks used on figure skates. These picks can jam in the ice and bring any skater to a sudden unexpected stop and/or fall to the ice. It was assumed that Tessa Bonhomme might have an easier time adjusting to the toe picks, seeing as how she probably had some experience with them as a young girl.
Hockey Spy.com’s spycam was at the competition, and has evidence that Bonhomme’s adjustment to the toe picks wasn’t quite as smooth as anticipated.
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GET THE CALL RIGHT
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on Tues. Nov. 15, 2011
Referee #1: "Third row, behind the penalty box, second seat in, check out the blonde. She's been eyeing me all night long."
Referee #2: "That's my wife you dufus."
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KEEP IT LOW
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on Mon. Nov. 7, 2011
Some hockey fans might recall that Kari Lehtonen was projected to be the next superstar goalie after being drafted second overall, in the 2002 entry draft, by the Atlanta Thrashers. While Lehtonen has had his moments of brilliance along the way, he has never achieved the stardom many predicted.
Many believe his on-again/off-again career had more to do with his ongoing injury problems, than any sudden loss of ability.
Perhaps, but Hockey Spy.com has always been suspicious of Lehtonen’s ability to handle the low shot at the NHL level. His glove hand has always been superb, and even the best snipers have had trouble beating him up high - but low shots along the ice have consistently burned him. Despite the problem, Lehtonen has stubbornly refused to admit that changes are needed. As this new picture from our spycam clearly demonstrates, until Lehtonen relents, and makes some subtle changes to his pre-shot stance, there’s a good chance that low shots will continue to find the back of the net.
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MOOSE HUNTING
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on Thur. Nov. 3, 2011
On October 22, 2011, the Chicago Black Hawks unveiled two new statues outside the United Center honouring Hockey Hall of Famers Bobby Hull and Stan Mikita. See the picture below, before reading more about a controversial third statue that is only days away from being unveiled.
Hockey Spy.com has received intelligence from one of its U.S. based agents confirming that one more statue is to be unveiled in the near future, this time honouring a defenceman: Elmer “Moose” Vasko.
Moose Vasko was the silent anchor of the Black Hawks' blueline for over a decade. While Vasko only potted 32 goals for Chicago, his presence in front of the Black Hawks crease was a big factor in goalkeeper Glenn Hall’s consecutive game streak record of 502 games.
While the Hawks continue to deny the upcoming ceremony in an attempt to keep the surprise factor alive, Hockey Spy.com’s spycam has come up with the photo evidence needed to confirm this story as true.
By the way, in this picture, the Moose would be the one of the right.
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GOALIE INTERFERENCE
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on Tues. Nov. 1, 2011
Goalie interference remains an unsolved plague in the NHL. If the referees can’t figure out when the contact is intentional and when it is incidental, how can the fans be expected to know what is going on?
While there doesn’t seem to be a solution in sight for all NHL teams, there does seem to be a solution in sight for at least one NHL team. We say that because Hockey Spy.com’s west coast agent is reporting back to us re: a free agent minor league goalie that seems to have solved the goal crease dilemma.
Goalkeeper Bobby Blocker, of the Kentucky Killers, has played over 400 professional hockey games without drawing a single goalkeeper interference penalty. Up until now, scouts were perplexed as to why opposing forwards never strayed near Blocker’s goal crease area. Some believe it is Blocker’s booming voice that intimidates intruders.
However, Hockey Spy.com’s spycam confirms our suspicion that there are other factors at work in keeping the Kentucky crease clear of all inbound traffic.
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Super Hab
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on Wed. Oct. 26, 2011
The Montreal Canadiens are off to their worst start in over 70 years. The suicide prevention hotline in Montreal was forced to bring in extra staff to handle the increased volume of calls. The divorce rate has tripled in Habland this week. Over 50% of children have been absent from school the past three days.
Rumours continue to circulate that coach Jacques Martin’s days behind the bench are numbered. There are also whispers aplenty about General Manager Pierre Gauthier getting the pink slip as well. Many believe that former GM Bob Gainey, who has served as a team advisor since stepping down, is poised to return to power once again.
Gainey will deny this of course. But Hockey Spy.com’s spycam spotted Gainey emerging from a phone booth yesterday in Clark Kent style. Let’s just say Gauthier should be worried. Very worried.
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WATCH HER GO NOW!
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on Thurs. Oct. 20, 2011
Women’s hockey continues to grow in leaps and bounds, not only in North America, but throughout hockey-mad Europe and even China. One complaint often heard from these female dynamos is that hockey manufacturers design their equipment with men in mind, with no thought given to the special needs of women athletes.
That is all about to change. Just last week, Reebok rolled out a new line of women’s hockey skates. The girls that tested the new models are telling Hockey Spy.com that the sleek new blades are not only lighter, they look great with an evening dress.
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YOU CAN NEVER STOP LEARNING
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on Fri. Oct. 14, 2011
Because Hockey Spy.com is involved with hockey on a year round basis, our agents have acquired a lot of hockey expertise along the way. And while we don’t like to flaunt it, there are times when we feel compelled to share our knowledge with others, for the betterment of the game.
In this case we have some sage advice for NHL referee Wally Whistle, who had a rough time staying on his feet throughout last night’s game:
Hockey skates work better when you remove the skate guards before stepping on the ice. Hope this helps.
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WHERE'S THE PUCK?
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on Sat. Oct. 8, 2011
While the NHL’s main fan base continues to be a loyal bunch, the league continues to look for novel ways of attracting new fans, especially in the southern United States. The main complaint from these non-fans is that they have trouble following the puck during up-tempo game action.
Who can forget the laughable experiment by Fox Sports with their Fox Trax Puck, also known as the glow puck? As the puck moved up and down the ice, it would not only glow, it also featured a comet tail to indicate the path the puck traveled.
Never one to give up, the NHL is now secretly experimenting with a new idea – a larger puck. A new rubber compound the NHL has developed allows for increased puck size, without adding any extra weight that would slow down shot velocity. While the NHL had hoped to keep this experiment undercover, our Hockey Spy.com spycam has once again come up with the evidence needed confirm the story as true.
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IS THIS WHAT LORD STANLEY HAD IN MIND?
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on Sat. Oct. 1, 2011
Regular visitors to Hockey Spy.com will recall an August 27th posting in our Joke and Dagger section entitled Man from Mars. Based on reader feedback via email and Twitter, many seem to believe that this story was only a spoof piece. Many find it hard to belief that green men, from another planet, were actually spying on NHL hockey games and sending detailed reports back to the mother ship. The end game appears to be an inter-planetary Stanley Cup challenge.
In an effort to remove any lingering cynicism, Hockey Spy.com’s spycam was brought in to confirm our worst fears. The Martians are coming, the Martians are coming.
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KEEP YOUR EYE ON THE PUCK
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on Sat. Sep. 24, 2011
Calgary Flames goalie Miikka Kiprusoff was victimized by a 190-foot slap shot earlier this week, in a pre-season tilt against the Vancouver Canucks. Sadly, it cost Kiprusoff a shutout, as it was the only goal the Flames allowed on their way to a 5-1 victory.
While several Flames’ players tried to cover up for their veteran goalie - by claming he was screened on the rink long shot - Kiprusoff was a little more candid than that.
“I wasn’t screened on the shot. Let’s just say I was distracted.”
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BOYS WILL BE BOYS
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on Sun. Sep. 18, 2011
Herb Habfann and Leif Mann are best of buddies. They’re like two bookends. They dress the same. They party the same. They think the same. Well, almost the same. The one exception would be their cheering interests when it comes to NHL hockey.
Herb Habfann is a Hab fan, while Leif Mann is a long time Leaf man.
This ongoing friction reared its ugly side last night, when both men were hauled away by the local police, in handcuffs, following a spirited punch up at their favourite sports bar.
Over $2,000 damage was done to the bar’s facilities before order was restored. Police say charges are pending but can’t be acted upon until they determine who threw the first punch. Witnesses offered up contradictory stories when asked by police to identify the instigator. Fortunately, Hockey Spy.com’s spycam was able to verify that it was Herb that landed the first blow.
One of Hockey Spy.com agents has confirmed that the boys were also charged with drinking underage and showing false identification to gain entry into the pub.
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THE WAR ROOM
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on Mon. Sep. 12, 2011
If the American government has any say re: NHL players participating in the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia, their best players will be there. The Yanks were none too pleased when Sidney Crosby scored in overtime, for Canada, in the 2010 gold medal game. Hockey Spy.com's spycam has uncovered definitive proof that the Americans new Shock and Awe power play is more than just an urban myth.
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CAN A SIEVE PLAY NET?
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on Wed. Sep. 7, 2011
The Chicago Blackhawks were ecstatic the day they drafted hotshot goalkeeping prospect Sammy Sieve back in the 2005 Entry Draft. Sieve seemed to have all the tools needed for a long career in the NHL. Since turning pro with the ‘Hawks, Sieve’s one glaring weakness has been the end-of-game shootout. He has participated in 52 such showdowns and lost every single one of them. Even worse, aside from a couple of clanked goalposts, he has yet to make a single save.
Apparently the Blackhawks have had enough and are now looking to trade Sieve. Hockey Spy.com has been hired by a rival team to look into Sieve’s shootout problems. Thanks to some handy work with our Spycam, we believe we may have identified a flaw in his shootout technique. It appears he may be playing a wee bit too deep in his crease.
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A MAN'S GAME NO MORE
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on Thurs. Sept 1, 2011
“Shocking, simply shocking,” said one veteran hockey scout. “I’ve been around this game a long time; witnessed a lot of changes – most of them positive. But this time they have gone too far.”
A well-known NHL General Manager was also outraged over the decision. “I know these people can’t draw crowds as easily as we can in the NHL, but this borders on insanity.”
What’s all the fuss about?
Women’s hockey.
More specifically the new look of women’s hockey.
In an attempt to attract more fans and a larger home viewing audience, the Women’s Ice Hockey Federation has announced plans to completely revise the women’s hockey uniform. The new look clearly takes into account some of the differences between a male athlete’s bulky frame and the women skater’s streamlined curvaceous build. Hockey Spy.com's spycam was able to sneak in and get a photo preview of the new outfits. (Note: Story continues below the photo)
Reaction across the hockey world was swift. An emergency meeting was called with the NHL; AHL; OHL; Hockey Canada; USA Hockey; and the IIHF all in attendance. A joint statement was released following the meeting: “There is no way in hell we will ever support this. A few of the minor changes might be okay, but when you start talking about playing the game of hockey with yellow tape on your stick, that is where we draw the line.”
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DEVILS' HEAVEN AND EARTH SEARCH PAYS OFF
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on Fri. Aug. 26, 2011
Hockey Spy.com has just received fresh intelligence regarding a new free agent signing by the New Jersey Devils.
Devils’ CEO, President, GM, Chief Cook and Bottle Washer, Task Master and Interim Coach In-Waiting, Lou Lamoriello, has a long history of leaving no stone unturned when it comes to finding hockey players.
The Devils’ top talent scout, David Conte, was dispatched to Rome, Italy, last month to check out a superb new right-winger. Word has it that the Devils will be calling a press conference to announce the three-year deal.
This is more than a wing and a prayer signing. Come hell or high water, this guy will be given a full season to show his stuff. In keeping with the Devils’ preference for disciplined play, this new New Jersey star has a track record of good behaviour. He won’t likely be spending a lot of time in the sin bin. His conditioning is supposed to be first rate, as he religously spends three hours per day in the gym. Hockey Spy.com's spycam was able to get the first photographic confirmation of the signing.
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FLYERS TEAM PICTURE
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on Thurs. Aug. 18, 2011
The Philadelphia Flyers have a long-standing reputation as the bad boys of the NHL, dating back to the Broad Street Bullies era of the 1970’s. The current Flyer roster is actually quite well behaved compared to those days, but the team still likes to carry their fair share of “sandpaper” type players on the roster.
But it appears that the Flyers are capable of showing kindness and compassion on occasion as well. Even though grinder Daniel Carcillo was set free by the Flyers - allowing him to sign on with the Chicago Blackhawks for the upcoming season - the team kindly offered to include Carcillo in their season ending team picture.
Hockey Spy.com’s spycam was there to capture the moment. Carcillo would be the one on the far left.
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HOCKEY NIGHT IN GHANA
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on Mon. Aug. 15, 2011
It wasn’t that long ago when only a couple of nations were capable of taking Canada on in a game of hockey. Certainly, the Russians have been a threat for over 50 years, while Sweden, Finland and the former country of Czechoslovakia have had their moments as well. The United States has now become a hockey power in its own right.
Before too long, we are going to see even more nations around the world step up and challenge for world hockey supremacy. Hockey Spy.com has discovered that the country of Ghana has been working on a major hockey program for the past seven years, and that they are now ready to challenge the big boys.
Before you snicker, take a moment to look back to 1988, when the Jamaican bobsled team made headlines at the winter Olympics as the ultimate underdog. By 1994 they had worked their way up to a stunning 14th place finish.
Hockey Spy.com’s spycam has been able to confirm that Hockey Ghana’s summer training camp is well underway, and that a challenge to play exhibition games against NHL clubs this October has been emailed to NHL headquarters.
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PENGUINS STEALTH TRAINING CAMP
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on Tues. Aug. 9, 2011
Hockey Spy.com has learned that the Pittsburgh Penguins are holding a secret training camp at an underground igloo just south of the North Pole. Obviously this is a clear violation of the collective bargaining agreement between players and owners, but the Penguins’ brass thought the benefits far outweighed the risk of getting caught:
Sidney Crosby needs to test out his head; Evgeni Malkin wants to give his knee a thorough workout; Marc-Andre Fleury has a new five-hole to break in; and of course Matt Cooke needs to practice not getting mad.
The Penguins will undoubtedly deny everything, but as usual the Hockey Spy.com spycam does not lie:
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BARE FACED TRYER
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on Thurs. Aug. 4, 2011
When Jacques Plante introduced the goalkeeper’s facemask to the NHL, Montreal coach Hector “Toe” Blake was furious. He was probably in a bad mood already because someone named him Hector and then someone else named him Toe. Talk about a two time loser.
He was convinced that Plante had lost his nerve. Which would have been easy to do back then, when pucks were flying at speeds in excess of 10 miles per hour. He was also concerned about the blind spots that the mask brought on.
Over time, the mask evolved into its current state as half protection device and half make-a-statement-like-a-tattoo device. With pucks now traveling at over 100 miles per hour (translates to 160.9344 kilometres per hour for our Canadian and European fans), these masks need to be sturdy and secure.
What many hockey fans may be surprised to learn is that masks are not mandatory in the NHL. That has been a moot point since 1974 when Andy Brown became the last man to play bare faced in the NHL.
Hockey Spy.com has just received word from one of its agents that a brave new goalkeeper from Sweden, Bjorn Toobeewild, is hoping to become the next goalie to play an NHL game with no facial protection. Our spycam was there to verify the story.
“I’ve been working hard on the no-mask style,” said Bjorn.“I faced about 100 shots today at practice and things went well, aside from one puck that was a bit high in my opinion.”
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BIFF BENCH
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on Mon. Aug. 1, 2011
Minor league hockey coach, Biff Bench, was walking around with a glowing shiner this week. When prodded to reveal who had popped him in the eye and why, Biff was initially reluctant to respond. But after some playful back and forth banter, Biff came clean and admitted his wife Betty was the villain.
“I came home from the rink after watching some game film looking for a quick bite to eat,” explained Bench. “The wife seemed to be a bit down in the dumps for some reason. All I said was, “Hey baby, why the long face?” and she slugged me with her purse. I’ll never understand women.”
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