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J O K E   &   D A G G E R - January 22, 2007 Career Change Ever wonder what these NHL players would be doing for a living if they weren’t employed in the NHL? Sydney Crosby could easily get a job as a town crier. Zdeno Chara would appear as the Green Giant on the label of canned peas. Chris Pronger would be a marriage counselor advising husbands to let their wives dictate what city they will live in. Corey Perry would be employed as a diving coach. Both Derek Roy and Jiri Hudler would be found working as Santa’s elves at the local mall. Steve Ott would be seen driving around town in a pest control van. Todd Bertuzzi would be employed as a hit man for the mob. Mike Keenan would operate his own job placement agency. Daniel Alfredsson would pose for the cover of Mad Magazine. Peter Forsberg would operate a sports injury clinic. George Laraque would be the heavyweight champion of the world. Don Cherry would be a Canadian government ambassador based in Sweden. Wayne Gretzky would be a magician. Pierre McGuire would be a speech therapist. Ed Belfour would be an alien from another planet. Ken Hitchcock would operate a chain of weight loss clinics. Mathew Barnaby would be working as a justice of the peace. Miro Satan would be the devil. Bryan Berard would be a pirate. From the retired list. I haven’t seen all these oldtimers play, but based on their names it would be safe to make the following predictions: Bobby Carpenter would be a carpenter. Wayne Cashman would be a banker. Harold “Baldy” Cotton would be a barber. Adam Graves would be an undertaker. Jeff Hackett would be a lumberjack. Punch Imlach would have been a boxer. Greg Joly would have been a comedian. Trevor Kidd would own a daycare centre. Kevin Krook would have been a criminal. Claude Larose would have been a florist. Kirby Law would have been a policeman. Darryl Maggs would have owned a tire store. Ron Shock would have been an electrician. Daniel Shank would have gone through life as a golf pro. Daryl Sly would obviously have been a secret agent. Morris Titanic would have been a cruise ship captain.

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