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J O K E   &   D A G G E R - February 12, 2007 Be My Valentine Here’s some Valentine’s messages we would like to see: To Sidney Crosby from Gary Bettman: “Roses are red, violets are blue, quit all your whining, Gretzky got hit too.” To Gary Bettman from Sidney Crosby: “Roses are red, violets are blue, we need a commissioner, who isn’t 5 foot two.” To Players Association President Ted Saskin from malcontent Chris Chelios: “Roses are red, violets are green, your tenure will be the shortest, our association has seen.” To big Zdeno Chara from little Martin St. Louis: “Roses and red, violets are pink, I’ll bet you prefer, an Olympic size rink.” To the Bruins management from Bruins coach Dave Lewis: “Roses are red, violets are black, any chance that you could, get Joe Thornton back?” To Anaheim GM Brian Burke from the other 29 NHL GM’s: “Roses are red, violets are blue, it’s cheating to have Pronger, and Niedermayer too.” To Minnesota coach Jacques Lemaire from sniper Marian Gaborik: “Roses are red, violets are green, now that we have Demitra, you see what I mean.” To Dallas coach Dave Tippett from Eric Lindros: “Roses are red, violets are blue, I could use more icetime, my parents say so too.” To Peter Forsberg from Bobby Clarke: “Roses red, violets are black, if you weren’t always hurt, I could get my job back.” To star goalie Roberto Luongo from his Vancouver GM Dave Nonis: “Roses are red, violets are green, you’re the best security, my job has ever seen.”

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