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J O K E & D A G G E R - March 12, 2007
Job Posting
Wanted: New leader for NHL Players Association
Salary: Successful applicant will select his own salary
Qualifications: Must be a weak negotiator willing to cave in to all NHL demands
Job Description: In keeping with a long tradition in this job, the successful applicant must run a totally secretive operation that keeps all member players in the dark at all times. All player requests for information on how their money is being spent must be completely ignored.. When NHL President Gary Bettman says jump, the successful applicant must ask how high. Applicants must be capable of hacking into other people’s e-mail accounts.
As for dress code on the job, see the photo below of the previous association leader:
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