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J O K E & D A G G E R - December 18, 2006
TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS
On the first day of Christmas
Gary Bettman sent to me
A salary cap based on parity
On the second day of Christmas
Gary Bettman sent to me
Two trapazoids
And a salary cap based on parity
On the third day of Christmas
Gary Bettman sent to me
Three periods
Two trapazoids
And a salary cap based on parity
On the fourth day of Christmas
Gary Bettman sent to me
Four referees
Three periods
Two trapazoids
And a salary cap based on parity
On the fifth day of Christmas
Gary Bettman sent to me
Five minutes OT
Four referees
Three periods
Two trapazoids
And a salary cap based on parity
On the sixth day of Christmas
Gary Bettman sent to me
Six divisions playing
Five minutes OT
Four referees
Three periods
Two trapazoids
And a salary cap based on parity
On the seventh day of Christmas
Gary Bettman gave to me
Seven scalpers skimming
Six divisions playing
Five minutes OT
Four referees
Three periods
Two trapazoids
And a salary cap based on parity
On the eighth day of Christmas
Gary Bettman gave to me
Eight playoff series
Seven scalpers skimming
Six divisions playing
Five minutes OT
Four referees
Three periods
Two trapazoids
And a salary cap based on parity
On the ninth day of Christmas
Gary Bettman gave to me
Nine t.v. timeouts
Eight playoff series
Seven scalpers skimming
Six divisions playing
Five minutes OT
Four referees
Three periods
Two trapazoids
And a salary cap based on parity
On the tenth day of Christmas
Gary Bettman gave to me
Ten months of hockey
Nine t.v. timeouts
Eight playoff series
Seven scalpers skimming
Six divisions playing
Five minutes OT
Four referees
Three periods
Two trapazoids
And a salary cap based on parity
On the eleventh day of Christmas
Gary Bettman gave to me
Eleven divers diving
Ten months of hockey
Nine t.v. timeouts
Eight playoff series
Seven scalpers skimming
Six divisions playing
Five minutes OT
Four referees
Three periods
Two trapazoids
And a salary cap based on parity
On the twelfth day of Christmas
Gary Bettman gave to me
Twelve power plays
Eleven divers diving
Ten months of hockey
Nine t.v. timeouts
Eight playoff series
Seven scalpers skimming
Six divisions playing
Five minutes OT
Four referees
Three periods
Two trapazoids
And a salary cap based on parity
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